Humor

"You with the atrocious orange outfit, you can go next."

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto proudly exclaimed. "I like ramen, Sakura and manga with cool fights. I hate Sasuke, high prices, spoilers and Sasuke. My hobbies are reading manga, playing pranks and thinking of new ways to play pranks. And my dream... is to become the world's greatest ramen chef!"

Kakashi found himself actually lost for words for several seconds.

"Ramen chef?"

"Sure! I'm going to develop my own secret style of ramen, travel the world, and challenge and defeat all the great ramen chefs in no-holds barred cooking showdowns. Then I'll open a ramen dojo and grow a long white beard and be known as Grandmaster Naruto. Oh, and I'll get cool tattoos, 'cause what's the point of the grandmaster gig if you can't have cool tattoos?"